May 2013
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
Dear God,
sorry i fucked a demon about a thousand times
sorry i let the devil loose
sorry i accepted lucifer into my body
sorry i started and then stopped the apocalypse
sorry about a lot of things
whoops
Love Sam
teenagegaywad:
fluffy—heretic:
shmegel:
yes but how old is the sport
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
thequeenstons:
I know I’m on tonight my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection
(Shakira, Shakira)
Recreate a video game cover using only comic sans...
aurorashaman:
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG WHY DID I DO THIS AHAHAHA
dirkstriderschoicebooty:
turtle-nerd:
Putting on cosplay
the spn season finale according to me
jerkofanassbutt:
synchronoise-ity:
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
basedmamimi:
everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone.
Cas: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love me?
Dean: 3.2
Cas: ...
Dean: I love you more than pi
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
unfollower:
i found supernatural on the spanish channel and im fucking sobbing goodbye
geometricdeathtrap:
*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”
“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING...
themustachedwaffle:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
hi-john-im-alive:
One way
Or another
I’m gonna meetcha
I’m gonna
ust
*tour guide voice*
if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”
connorkawaii:
connorkawaii:
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
sentirlanada:
no but for a second I thought that Jensen was going for a kiss
but then Misha…. “nope”
(gif)
Jensen: “We could literally have a 3 hour gag reel.”
Jared: “Gag reel, the movie.
Reblog if you're glad that you joined the fandom...
actualvriskaserket:
burningtodaydrowningtomorrow:
randomslayerphoenix:
blueboxonbakerstreet:
thesherlockedwriterof221b:
thisis-riversong-backinhercell:
army-men-and-legos:
biosonic: